nakedontheimpalacoveredinbees:
Go read this before it gets yanked. This is real.
This could be the first sign.
The Fucking zombie apocalypse.
..bye
It says ”The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.
The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots..”
I knew this day would come.
I’ve had seven seasons of training by the best. Bring it on.
I READ ABOUT THIS HOLY SHIT
I TOLD MY DAD THE EXACT SAME THINGFUCKING ZOMBIES
THEY’RE HERE
Brb
Learning how to shoot a gun
Stocking up on food
taking parkour lessons so I can navigate and jump rooftops and avoid the FREAKING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE THATS ABOUT TO FLOOD OUR STREETS.
JESUS CHRIST
I NEED TO GO BUY MORE AMMO
He was probably on PCP. People do craziest things on PCP.
Somewhere, Max Brooks is laughing maniacally and rubbing his hands together eagerly.
Apple Pie
I'm 22 years old with black hair and brown eyes. I write and draw and sing and play guitar. Supernatural, DC Comics, Avengers, Harry Potter (Slytherin, represent!), Dead Space 2, Wolfenstein, Ghostbusters. Favorite food is bananas and am addicted to coffee. I'm your go-to gal if you need help with something. Oh and I love the colors purple and green.
